* If you do own a pair of classic men’s shoes, you’ll also know they take a minute to wear in, so all y’all grooms: don’t expect your (excellent) last minute choice to come pain free!

* Townees like to go hard, so they tend to come around a bit large, especially compared to your regular sneaker. Speaking from experience here’s some fellow customer knowledge:

NARROW & “REGULAR” FEET (ESPECIALLY IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO PUT A SOCK ON IT)

— size down one

WIDE FEET, YOU WHO USUALLY SIZE UP WHEN IN BETWEEN & ALSO HATE WEARING SHOES IN

— don’t change your habits